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White Trash anyone?

2007-11-10T07:12:00.000-08:00

This post is a little off-color for me but relevant all the same. Anyway an interesting disposition drove itself into my database very recently, that people can be so down with the brown and with the everything else that they can become overbearing and a little too familiar and comfortable. For the life of me I can't figure out how people can peruse through life and never have anyone get überfrustrated with them and tell them "hey, you're you... and 'you' ain't _____" or whatev.

Okay so that's not too bad in itself. The überannoying and bizarre part is when they are so far in denial about being (in this case) white trash and that mentality somehow mixes with their view of how cool and open-minded they are. Something happens and a couple of walls come down that blur reality a bit (I believe this is a form of psychosis). The most bizarre form of this phenomenon to grace my life with its presence recently came in the form of someone pretty much trying to turn me into a redneck too. I'm completely blown away and simultaneously annoyed by this entire concept. It's bad enough you're so backwoods, and now you're trying to invite me to your party? Sorry, Mr. Ward don't roll like that.

I mean don't get me wrong... I'm a country boy at heart but WTF?! I dunno what the hell all that's about, all I know is that "wierd" is a severe understatement. Comments? Questions?

Something blue...

2007-08-29T05:12:00.000-07:00

check it, got some demos for u guys. no guitars done yet (these babies will all be guitar-heavy) but that's what i'm working on for these babies currently. enjoy! comments & emails welcomed & encouraged.

xoxo,
MW3

http://misterward.imeem.com/music/BM1kR7q3/powertool/

http://misterward.imeem.com/music/FtaE1G2W/the_shit_intro/

http://misterward.imeem.com/music/Hec0JzSd/der_feuermitfahrer/

http://misterward.imeem.com/music/5Kh3uN1K/american_death/

http://misterward.imeem.com/music/T7aXldD4/sternzeichen/

http://misterward.imeem.com/music/3F8dlzG-/the_golden_era/

M.I.A. is shittin' on the hoes

2007-08-15T21:06:00.000-07:00

Hey check it out. M>I>A> has a plethora of new tunes out there and thanks to her fan site miafans.co.uk, I've gotten the chance to rock out to songs like the one you hear above. Anyway, here are the lyrics to this bad ass piece.

"Big Branch"

Big bad wolf
Came over to my ranch
Took all my land
Left me with a branch
That's how I felt about the
Loving that I had
That I know about the girls he had

Bring her to my door now
Bring me that ho
Put her on the table
And put her in my claw
I'll put her down in my jaw
To my belly, to my toe
I'll shit on that ho
And drop her to the floor

Big branch

Men are like pearls
They look good with my curls
I string em to get the best necklace in the world
In the states of the world
All women wanna lay
But it's man's world so keep him at bay
You can fuck a man, mack a man
Tell 'em that you're gay
Tell him real love ain't on BET
Sex is so cheap, I get it at KFC
When its meaningless why they do R&B

Bring her to my door now
Bring me that ho
Put her on the table
And put her in my claw
I'll put her down in my jaw
To my belly, to my toe
I'll shit on that ho
And drop her to the floor

Big branch

I ate my chips and I washed my plate
Thought about women that take that bait
Men with stamina or money on the plate
Can get a woman thinking her period is late
Thanks to Jesus, I got my own estate
If I let you in, will you run off with my maid?
All men are just so fickle these days
To find a really good one
I keep on getting laid

Bring her to my door now
Bring me that ho
Put her on the table
And put her in my claw
I'll put her down in my jaw
To my belly, to my toe
I'll shit on that ho
And drop her to the floor

Circadian Sleep Disorders

2007-07-26T07:26:00.000-07:00

It would seem I've been a lifelong victim of a certain type of circadian sleep disorder. One specifically called a Non-24-Hour Sleep-Wake Syndrome. However there seem to be occasional features of an Irregular Sleep-Wake Pattern. Oddly enough, on the most off days I'll end up more like someone with ASPS (Advanced Sleep Phase Syndrome).

One might wonder how in the hell these disorders develop. Perhaps I'll have to be studied one of these days. All I can say right now is that I seem to affect it semi-purposely most of the time. When left to my own devices (and free of technological devices) I tend to only exhibit signs of a Non-24-Hour Sleep-Wake Syndrome.

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